Ready For Gossip Girl? Catch Up On Blair Waldorf’s Best Quotes!
She’s impossibly rich, ridiculously beautiful, perfectly polished and fantastically conniving. Blair Waldorf might be Queen Bee of the Upper East Side thanks to her famous family name, bottomless bank account and love of schemes, but she does it all with style and and unparalleled quick wit. Gossip Girl wouldn’t be half the fun it is without Blair’s amazing lines, not to mention Leighton Meester’s perfect delivery. As we get ready for season 6 to premiere tonight, here’s a look back at some of Blair Waldorf’s best quotes.
“Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop.”
“You can’t make people love you, but you can make people fear you.”
“Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.”
“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”
“I have to present myself as a crown jewel, surrounded by other smaller, slightly flawed gems, but quality stones nonetheless.”
“A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You couldn’t ask for a better rebound!”
“Can you make sure they don’t seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she’s a giraffe.”
“As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there’s no denying we’d be a little less rich without them.”
“People don’t write sonnets about being compatible. Or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.”
“If you excuse me, I’ve gotta go kill myself. Or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.”
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