Charlie Sheen Writes Scathing Letter To TV Boss

648px-CharlieSheenMarch2009Apparently Charlie Sheen wasn’t too happy with the announcement yesterday that Two and a Half Men was about to continue the show without him.

Yesterday news broke that Chuck Lorre had plans to reboot the hit series with a new lead actor, and that he’s told Jon Cryer about it.  Charlie of course has recently been telling his audiences of his Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option comedy tour that he is planning on returning to the series and was in negotiations to do so.  This of course is not true, because even though he has been trying to win support from his former cast mates, Warner Brothers and Chuck Lorre have no desire to bring him back.

The letter Charlie wrote is as follows.  “My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you… A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat. I’m out here with my fans every night (on my tour). The message is crystal clear; no Charlie Sheen. No show. And that’s exactly what it will be for you… every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It’s a big fat mess…That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You’ve been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.”

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