Water Cooler Talk: Judd’s Divorce, Cruz’ Pregnancy & Kim’s Cravings

Kim Kardashian is having her first pregnancy cravings… but they don’t sound that weird to us. Ashley Judd and her race car driver hubbie are calling it quits, and Penelope Cruz’s kid sister is pregnant via a sperm donor. Here’s everything you need to know this morning before you head to the water cooler.

Kim Kardashian Is Craving Fried Food & Baked Goodies
The Lowdown: Kim Kardashian is already having pregnancy cravings…. at least according to her Mom, Kris Jenner. “She’s having one [craving] for giant cookies from BJs,” Jenner shared. “Last night she craved French fries, Chinese chicken salad and artichokes.”
What You Should Say: “If giant cookie and French fry cravings are a sign you’re pregnant, I think I’m going to be the next Octomom.”

Penelope Cruz’ Gorgeous Sister Is Pregnant Via A Sperm Donor
The Lowdown: Penelope Cruz’ little sister Monica Cruz is pregnant, and the father of her baby-to-be is totally anonymous. That’s because the Agent Provocateur model used a sperm donor. “I’m going to be a mother!” Monica Cruz wrote on her blog. “I have managed to fulfill the dream of a lifetime. Because of that, I want to share with all of you this special journey and be able to tell you about all of my experiences during this fascinating time…”
What You Should Say: “If it’s true that a famous lingerie model is using a sperm donor to have a baby, I am going straight to the SPCA tonight and adopting 18 cats. I may as well get a head-start on my destiny.”

Ashley Judd and Her Husband Are Divorcing
The Lowdown: Yesterday, Ashley Judd and her race car driver husband Dario Franchitti released a statement about their plans to divorce after 10 years: “We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We’ll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed.”
What You Should Say: “Sure, my heart goes out to them, but a decade is like a century in celebrity years. I’ve had goldfish that have lived longer than most Hollywood marriages.”

Related Link: Penelope Cruz Is Designing A Lingerie Line

Photo Courtesy of: Agent Provocateur

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